6:30 AM
*Stretching in joggers park*
Neighbor aunt: “Betaji, you must grow your nail and paint
them in pretty colors”
Me: “Auntiji I play violin, I can’t grow nails”
Heart: “Oh shut up, you din do it even before”
9:15 AM
*In the car*
ME: “Get out quick, I am in hurry”
Friend: “Are you doing well these days? You haven’t done
brows lately”
ME: “oh I forgot the salon appointment “
Heart: “Lier, you just skipped it for that stupid book”
12:30 PM
*Handing out the mithai dabba*
Colleague: “Here, wife delivered a baby girl”
ME: “Awwww congratulations J”
Heart: Take a tiniest bite
ME: But why? I love Jalebi
Heart: Remember for Ammu’s wedding you have picked a dress a
size smaller.!
3:00 PM
*Something strongly
itches around waist, making excuse and rushing to loo*
ME: “F***, why the hell they stitches wash care label inside
the shirt?”
Heart: “The designer must have felt, you might need to wash
it anytime in case”
Me: “Really, like in middle of meeting I would just rip it
off and put into machine”
5:55 PM
*After trying 13th shade of lipstick*
SA: “ma’am this looks perfect on you”
ME: “But I already have 3 nude in different brands”
Heart: “Yeah, SA says it enhance your facial feature “
ME: “She said it for all of them”
Heart: "But this nude makes your eye brighter"
8:00 PM
*Dressing up for date*
ME: dinner with him has to be the best thing of the day”
Heart: “Yeah, you gotta wear those new stilettos”
Me: “Oh no, no more heels, feel are already in pain”
Heart:”don’t be jerk, your leg looks so better in ‘em and
remember his ex was an inch taller than you”
11:00 PM
ME:”I so wanna sleep peacefully”
Heart: “Did he notice your new earring??”
Oh women… Its so difficult to be ONE”
