Oh women… Its so difficult to be ONE

6:30 AM

*Stretching in joggers park*

Neighbor aunt: “Betaji, you must grow your nail and paint them in pretty colors”

Me: “Auntiji I play violin, I can’t grow nails”

Heart: “Oh shut up, you din do it even before”

9:15 AM

*In the car*

ME: “Get out quick, I am in hurry”

Friend: “Are you doing well these days? You haven’t done brows lately”

ME: “oh I forgot the salon appointment “

Heart: “Lier, you just skipped it for that stupid book”

12:30 PM

*Handing out the mithai dabba*

Colleague: “Here, wife delivered a baby girl”

ME: “Awwww congratulations J”

Heart: Take a tiniest bite

ME: But why? I love Jalebi

Heart: Remember for Ammu’s wedding you have picked a dress a size smaller.!

3:00 PM

*Something  strongly itches around waist, making excuse and rushing to loo*

ME: “F***, why the hell they stitches wash care label inside the shirt?”

Heart: “The designer must have felt, you might need to wash it anytime in case”

Me: “Really, like in middle of meeting I would just rip it off and put into machine”

5:55 PM

*After trying 13^th  shade of lipstick*

SA: “ma’am this looks perfect on you”

ME: “But I already have 3 nude in different brands”

Heart: “Yeah, SA says it enhance your facial feature “

ME: “She said it for all of them”

Heart: "But this nude makes your eye brighter"

8:00 PM

*Dressing up for date*

ME: dinner with him has to be the best thing of the day”

Heart: “Yeah, you gotta wear those new stilettos”

Me: “Oh no, no more heels, feel are already in pain”

Heart:”don’t be jerk, your leg looks so better in ‘em and remember his ex was an inch taller than you”

11:00 PM

ME:”I so wanna sleep peacefully”

Heart: “Did he notice your new earring??”

Oh women… Its so difficult to be ONE”